1 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,000 Cos, boy... 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,840 ..will be boy. 3 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,040 LAUGHTER 4 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,080 DOOR OPENS 5 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,040 Larry. You're a damn fool. Larry... 6 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,920 Listen, Larry. Listen, listen... Larry, please! 7 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,120 Larry... 8 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,040 Larry, Larry, please. 9 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,400 You chupid boys best listen, and listen good! 10 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,000 You're raas damn lucky it was me. 11 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,160 You only get one life. 12 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,800 You screw it up an' no joke. 13 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,080 Understand? 14 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,800 You'll destroy everything. 15 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:17,680 What we gon' do, Barry? What if he talk? 16 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,720 Him won't. But if anybody find out, Barry... 17 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,040 HE SOBS ..we dead, Barry. 18 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:40,960 PHONE RINGS 19 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,480 HE GROANS 20 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,360 Hello? 21 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,400 You are, without doubt, the most unfeeling person ever! 22 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,200 Donna, my darling, it is too, too early for such accolades. 23 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,160 Don't you "Donna, darling" me, Dad. 24 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:03,200 I'm having to go to Antigua for Grandad's funeral because you won't. 25 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,480 So I'm going to drop Daniel round at yours midday. 26 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,680 Come again? 27 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,280 I need you to look after him. 28 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,680 Look after him? 29 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,400 Trust me. I can't... I wouldn't be asking you if I had another option. 30 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,960 But Maxine's got a work thing 31 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,800 and he needs to revise for his mocks. 32 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,040 So don't let him out, 33 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,840 and don't let any friends round, OK? 34 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,280 Listen, please, I... 35 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,240 I'm relying on you to behave yourself, 36 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,800 and to set a good example. 37 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,600 Do I make myself clear? 38 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,360 INNER VOICE: Welcome to Planet Donna Deluded! 39 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,600 Am I making myself clear, Dad? 40 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:41,360 My dear, you are clear as crystal. 41 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,760 Good. 42 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,040 You need to connect with your grandson again. 43 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,640 HE CHUCKLES 44 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,120 OK. 45 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,840 MUSIC: This Is My Story by Dave Richardson and The Invincibles 46 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,040 47 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,720 48 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,120 love confession... 49 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,720 Oh, how come you never tell me which one was for which? 50 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,520 I did. Then which is which? 51 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,400 You never listen! 52 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,160 Use your common sense. 53 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,720 54 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:36,520 55 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:41,480 56 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,640 WOMAN LAUGHS 57 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,800 You must have a special cleaning procedure you inherited 58 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,800 from your mother. 59 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,560 No? 60 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:03,080 It should be a doddle for someone as smart as you, Barrington. 61 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,840 Ah, the woman does have skills that she pass down, 62 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,840 secret rites like... 63 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,560 ..how to give birth to children, 64 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,400 how to give men grief. Hey! 65 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:20,040 THEY LAUGH 66 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:24,600 67 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,840 Honey Monster, his breakfast. 68 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,040 Room, mine. 69 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:34,320 70 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,360 71 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,000 You wanted to paint over this. 72 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,240 That was you. 73 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,760 No, sir. Mm-hm. 74 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,280 Well, I had the right, didn't I? 75 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,800 It's my house. I bought it. 76 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,400 You may have bought the house, Barrington, 77 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,640 but I made it a home. 78 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:57,040 79 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,080 DOORBELL RINGS 80 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:04,080 81 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,120 DOORBELL RINGS 82 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,640 Boy, have you grown an inch since last Sunday or what? 83 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,920 Hello, Grandy. 84 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,400 Hello, Danny boy. 85 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,320 Oh, Lord. 86 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,840 What the aftershave you wearin'? 87 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,000 Why? Do you like it? 88 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,040 It smell like a funeral home. 89 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,600 HE LAUGHS 90 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:29,960 CAR ENGINE STARTS 91 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,960 Come in. 92 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,560 The bachelor life, is it, Grandy? 93 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,280 Are you cheeking me, Danny boy? 94 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,800 Mum said you turned this place into a dump within a week. 95 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,000 Really? 96 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,720 I tell you what, you go upstairs and off-load your stuff 97 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:51,000 and then we can have a little natter about the slanderous things 98 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,080 being said about innocent people. 99 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,760 I'll put the kettle on. 100 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,880 Unless you would prefer something a little stronger? 101 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:03,520 Grandy, it's only, like, half 11 in the morning. 102 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,520 Oh, you're right. 103 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,160 DANIEL TUTS 104 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,480 What? 105 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,320 You're a bad influence. Huh? 106 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:14,320 REGGAE MUSIC 107 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,680 Hmm. 108 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,760 Welcome... 109 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,600 ..to Grandy's Bar. 110 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,600 AFFECTS CARIBBEAN ACCENT: All right, hmm... 111 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,040 Give me one glass of whisky, hmm? 112 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,280 Cos I is a rude boy, 113 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,720 and me wan' it on the rocks, Grampops. 114 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:35,000 Now, either you're Irish, all of a sudden, 115 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,280 or you are trying to make fun of me. 116 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,800 IN HIS NORMAL ACCENT: Not at all. It's just I wish I could talk patois 117 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,160 like you, but Mum always forbade it. 118 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,440 Danny boy, let me tell you something. 119 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaking one tongue don't preclude excellence in another 120 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:55,080 because I can speak the King's English when I feel like it, 121 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,600 because I know my syntax from my semiotics, 122 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,040 my homographs from my homophones, 123 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:04,760 and don't even get me started on my...dangling participles! 124 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,000 DANIEL LAUGHS 125 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,760 You know, back home I would get beats if I didn't know my grammar. 126 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,920 I know my grammar too, Grandy. 127 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,040 But we're in the minority. 128 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,160 And sometimes... 129 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,360 Sometimes? 130 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,200 Go on. This is a safe space. 131 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:28,720 Sometimes I wish I didn't because it makes people treat me funny, 132 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,640 black and white. 133 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,960 Almost mistrustfully. You know? 134 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,280 Mm. 135 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,800 You pay them no mind. 136 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,480 As we have already established, most people... 137 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,600 ..plain stupid. 138 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,320 You just have to go on socials to see that. 139 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,000 Social? 140 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,040 Social media. I'll show you sometime. 141 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,920 Get you online, bring the world into your sitting room. 142 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,400 Oh, no, no. No. 143 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,040 I don't want the whole world making noise in my yard. 144 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,320 I have enough troublemakers in my life already. 145 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,280 Here. 146 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,760 Cheers. Cheers. 147 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,440 HE SPLUTTERS 148 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,680 BARRY LAUGHS Ooh! 149 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,840 OK. 150 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,480 I'm more of a brandy man myself. 151 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,840 Hm. 152 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,080 OK, Danny boy... 153 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,600 Let we talk man to man, 154 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,200 cut right to the chase. 155 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:25,120 What's your mother been saying about me? 156 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,080 It's not so much she hates you. Oh, ho. 157 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,640 More she hates herself and transfers it on to others. 158 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,520 And you know what they call that? 159 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,360 Freudian projection. 160 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,400 It's when you have... Yes, of course. 161 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,680 I know. 162 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,480 I studied it for my Psychology GCSE. 163 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:44,240 Oh. It's a psychological defence mechanism, whereby someone 164 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,720 unconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts and emotions 165 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,120 which are then transferred onto others, such as 166 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,800 a convenient alternative target. PHONE VIBRATES 167 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,560 INNER VOICE: Was I ever such a smug know it all? 168 00:08:56,560 --> 00:09:00,040 Cos he sound like he reciting it from a textbook! 169 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,440 So you have a girlfriend? 170 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,720 DANIEL SIGHS 171 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,280 Daniel? 172 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,560 Hm? 173 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,320 Do you have a girlfriend? 174 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,720 HE SIGHS Yes. 175 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,560 BARRINGTON CHUCKLES Chris. 176 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,440 Chris? Chris. 177 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,520 You know what would be proper gangster? 178 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,840 What? 179 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,720 If you got plaits, like Kendrick. 180 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,680 Do you want to get, like, really fucked? 181 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:34,000 Dab some weed with me and I'll let you taste it. 182 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,400 Maybe we see if I can finally handle that BBC... 183 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,200 Mm... 184 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,560 HE RETCHES 185 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,680 Yeah, it's complicated. 186 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,640 Isn't it always? 187 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,880 Don't tell Mum, though. 188 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:05,800 I swear, living with her is like living in an insane asylum. 189 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,560 What make you think she mad? 190 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,400 She's the biggest hypochondriac. 191 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,120 Smallest thing wrong with me, 192 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,240 and it's, like, terminal. 193 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,920 Yet she still applies me with fast food and processed junk. 194 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,440 How sectionable is that? 195 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,720 And no matter how much therapy she has, 196 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,320 she still blames Dad for everything, 197 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,560 when I know for a fact she was a right bitch to him 198 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:31,280 and forced him to leave... Whoa, whoa, hold on. 199 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,000 That is my daughter you're calling a bitch. 200 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,880 And how you know what went on, when him gone before you was born? 201 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,000 He told me. 202 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,200 What, you see Frankie? 203 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,440 Huh? 204 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,400 You see your father? 205 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,520 Is him do this? 206 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:03,040 BABY CRIES Frankie did this? 207 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,920 We should call the police. 208 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,760 No... No, Mum, please. 209 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:09,840 Donna... 210 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,040 No, she right. No police. 211 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,360 Jesus. 212 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,480 Donna, it's all right. 213 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,000 Darling, look at me. 214 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,600 No police. 215 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,960 BABY FUSSES 216 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,480 BANGING ON DOOR 217 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,080 Argh! Mr Walker... 218 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,000 INDISTINCT SHOUTING 219 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,080 So this been going on from time? 220 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,240 A while. Hmm. 221 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,520 I just needed someone to talk to, you know? 222 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,040 A man in my life. 223 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,520 Maybe he'd like to man up and pay for your schooling, 224 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,000 cos God knows he owes enough child support. 225 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,480 OK, so he's made a few mistakes. 226 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,840 A few. 227 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,480 But, then, who hasn't? Ha! 228 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,240 And your mother... PHONE VIBRATES 229 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,840 ..she knows nothin' about you and Frankie, right? 230 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,160 Daniel? 231 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,480 Hey. 232 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,640 Right? 233 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,720 She'd go even more mental. 234 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,560 So don't you ever tell her. 235 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,640 OK? 236 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,560 Look at me. 237 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,760 Ever. 238 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,120 Yes. 239 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,200 I hear you have to revise. 240 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,680 How's everything going with that? 241 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,760 Cool. 242 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,960 Cool? 243 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,800 The data is all lodged up in this hard drive of mine. 244 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:03,160 OK? I'm applying for Harvard now, as well as Oxford. 245 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,280 There's so much competition. 246 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,080 Only one person can be Britain's first black PM. 247 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,840 You know something, Danny? The real test of success is 248 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,840 how you manage failure. 249 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,160 You have to be prepared to im... TIMER BEEPS 250 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,040 Prepared to improvise. 251 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,760 Oh. Hm. 252 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,240 Hm... 253 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,960 I like being here, Grandy. 254 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,960 Though... 255 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,880 ..where's your partner in crime? 256 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,560 I take it you mean your Uncle Morris? Mm-hm. 257 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,720 Him busy right now. 258 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,360 Aw. 259 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,720 So you had a lovers' tiff? 260 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,680 What'd you say? 261 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,560 DANNY LAUGHS It's... 262 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:03,440 Mum's always joking that you and Uncle Maurice 263 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,560 should've married each other. 264 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,040 Hm. You know, cos you're inseparable. 265 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,440 Let me tell you something, Danny boy, that you don't know. 266 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,960 Me and your Uncle Morris have been lovers 267 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,640 from when we was younger than you are right now. 268 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,400 So what you have to say about that? 269 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,040 GLASS SMASHES 270 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,280 CHUCKLING 271 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,280 Wow. 272 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,760 Your mother is full of jokes, hey? 273 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,160 HE LAUGHS 274 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,040 PHONE ALERT 275 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,080 KNOCK AT DOOR 276 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,400 Everything all right? 277 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,840 Yeah. 278 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,600 Fine, thanks, now, Grandy. 279 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,320 Problem with havin' the whole world in your bedroom is I suspect 280 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,120 it makes it hard to sleep, hey? 281 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,280 Erm... 282 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,040 Maybe, Grandy, 283 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,720 if there wasn't a little thing called "night mode". 284 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,600 HE CLICKS BUTTON Voila. 285 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,760 After all, revision tomorrow. 286 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,440 Yes. 287 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,440 I can get you anything else? 288 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,280 You want a hot chocolate or a... 289 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,520 You'll be offering to tuck me in next. 290 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,320 Once upon a time. 291 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,000 Good. 292 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,200 OK. 293 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,600 Night. 294 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,920 Night, Grandy. 295 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,000 MUSIC PLAYS 296 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,160 Pap, pap, pap! 297 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,200 Truth is you man a pussy. 298 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,520 Screw your face in hard like you want dick. 299 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,200 But when I pull up, you ain't saying shit. 300 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,280 Fucking faggot! Suck on my nine-inch bit. 301 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,920 Pap, pap, pap, pap, pap! 302 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,880 Boy, what the hell is this? 303 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,040 Morning, Grandy. 304 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,560 "Morning, Grandy"? 305 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,360 Don't you "Morning, Grandy" me. 306 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,480 What is this? 307 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,600 No... 308 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,280 RECORDING: Fucking faggot! Suck on my nine-inch bit. 309 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,720 Pap, pap, pap! 310 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,760 Ah... This is not what it looks like. No, clearly. 311 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,200 Cos here's me thinking you up early, studying, 312 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,000 when all the while you're here, in my house, 313 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,480 spouting this-this-this... This hateful diatribe? 314 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,360 Grandy, you don't understand. 315 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,080 It's just music. It's music? 316 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:45,480 Yeah, lyrics. You know, for a drill song. Look. 317 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,000 RAP MUSIC 318 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,960 their vision is bad 319 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,000 like, bringing the gang 320 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,720 321 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,000 I don't... MUSIC STOPS 322 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,200 It's not like I believe any of it. Then why you saying it? 323 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,640 I don't know. It's what my friends and I are into. 324 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,400 Well, them, more than me. 325 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,240 They thought it would be cool to do a video like this, 326 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,280 you know, for TikTok. 327 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,880 Asked me to do the rap. 328 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,040 And why you? 329 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,600 I'm the best at English. 330 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,880 Say again? 331 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,040 I'm the best at English. 332 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,560 Danny boy... 333 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,160 Come. We going out. 334 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,280 Find your coat. 335 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,840 I... 336 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,480 Did I know him? 337 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,760 Nor me. 338 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,400 But he was one of we, one of our family. 339 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,400 My brother Larry's grandson, 340 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:59,160 who I never knew even existed until he was... 341 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,840 ..stabbed, murdered, 342 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,800 became just another headline. 343 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,320 God. 344 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,920 He was only 14. 345 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,640 You could've been a role model for him. 346 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,440 Now he's a warning for you. 347 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,200 Grandy, I told you... And now I'm telling you. 348 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,360 Your idiot friends are indulging in a fad that will have 349 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,280 no consequences on their futures. 350 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,800 Whereas for you, the first black PM? 351 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,840 Well, you can forget dat, 352 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:35,160 if any of this drill nonsense were ever to come out. 353 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:39,320 Because the sad truth is certain people can cock-a-doodle pigs 354 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,400 and still get ahead. 355 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,760 But that is not the reality for us black folk. 356 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:48,280 You never let other people's narrow-minded expectations dictate 357 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:52,240 who you are, who you're goin' be, or what life you should live. 358 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,080 Only cowards and fools do that. 359 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,560 Cowards and... 360 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,360 ..fools. 361 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,800 Thought you might like a break. 362 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,080 Hm. 363 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,760 Thank you, Grandy. You're welcome, Danny boy. 364 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,680 DISTANT MUSIC 365 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,680 Oh, God, my head hurts. 366 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,120 INNER VOICE: I'm not surprised the boy have a headache. 367 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:53,000 Carmel gave me enough of them with the way she dress up this room! 368 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,720 How, how! 369 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,720 All right. Mm-hm. 370 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,720 You, me and baby make three. 371 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,120 Make four. Make four! THEY LAUGH 372 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,120 Come. 373 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,280 374 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,640 375 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,200 376 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,080 It's good, hey? Mm. 377 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,240 And...locally sourced. 378 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,400 Hm! 379 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,720 Moon run faas but day ketch 'im. 380 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,480 Oh! Hm? 381 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,000 Indeed. Mm! 382 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Your actions and misdeeds will always have consequences. 383 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 That's very good, Daniel. PHONE VIBRATES 384 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,720 No, it's, erm... 385 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,040 ..very good. Yeah. 386 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,720 CAR HORN BEEPS Oh... 387 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,000 I've got to go. 388 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,080 Go where? 389 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:55,360 Off out with a couple of school friends. 390 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,120 Don't worry. 391 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,600 Not THOSE friends. 392 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,960 INNER VOICE: Tell him to sit him lanky arse down. 393 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,840 That him goin' nowhere. You heard what Donna said! 394 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,720 You know it's our show, and it's about to start. 395 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,480 Fill me in tomorrow. 396 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,400 Back late, so no need to wait up. 397 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,880 Hey, 398 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,800 Danny boy... 399 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,440 ..you want me to come pick you up? 400 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,800 No, it's OK. 401 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,040 My friend's got a car. 402 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,880 INNER VOICE: Your friend got a name? 403 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,640 OK. OK. 404 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,560 Go and enjoy yourself. 405 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,440 Blow off some steam, strike some poses on the dance floor, hey? 406 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,800 Thanks, Grandy. 407 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,960 I knew you'd understand. 408 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,360 But don't look at any roughnecks in the wrong way. 409 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,960 OK? Cause they might, erm... 410 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,400 ..stab you. 411 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,080 OK! 412 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,720 Bye. 413 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,080 Bye. 414 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,360 DOOR CLOSES 415 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,760 RAP MUSIC FROM CAR 416 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,040 NEWSREADER: ..stabbed to death on the streets of London. 417 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,160 The victim, aged 14, was found with a fatal stab wound 418 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,360 in Hackney Central, East London, 419 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,840 late on Thursday night. 420 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,200 Despite the efforts of first responders, 421 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,200 he died at the scene. 422 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,480 A statement has been released by the lead detective on the case. 423 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,680 "All of our thoughts are with the family of this young man, 424 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:48,960 "who has tragically had his life cut short." 425 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,800 PHONE RINGING 426 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,640 MAN: Hello? 427 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,040 Barry? 428 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,160 Is that you? 429 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,760 Barry? 430 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,040 HE SIGHS 431 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,760 HE BANGS RECEIVER DOWN 432 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,120 You...stupid coward. 433 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,880 Harris would tell you not to worry so. 434 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,920 Coward! 435 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,400 HE GASPS 436 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,680 MUSIC PLAYING 437 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,200 HE COUGHS 438 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,880 Since when I live over a nightclub? 439 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,360 LOUD RAP MUSIC 440 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,640 Born battyman 441 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,120 come back again... 442 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,960 What happened to Daniel? 443 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,280 Why... Mr Walker? ..are you in my house? 444 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,600 Are you gonna take that from Grandad, bro? 445 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,200 Come on, let's go. 446 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,040 Nah, fuck that. Dan said it was cool. 447 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,040 Hey, for the home boy, Jerome, huh? 448 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,120 Oh... 449 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,040 Easy, old man! 450 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,280 Oh, Jesus. 451 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,880 Hey, wake up, man. 452 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,040 No! 453 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,320 Not this place. 454 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,400 Not your grandmother's things. 455 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,680 Look at what you've done! 456 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,920 You're smoking, you're trashing. 457 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,600 You are trespassing! 458 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,600 I want all of you to get the fuck out of my house now. 459 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,640 MUSIC STOPS Hey, hey, hey... 460 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,600 How dare you damage my personal proper... 461 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,000 Fuck your property! 462 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,480 And don't make me tell you again. Fuck off! 463 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,720 Grandad... Grandad, I swear, I-I never meant to... 464 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,880 Don't you speak to me. 465 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,480 And leave. Me said leave, so come out! 466 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,080 I say leave, so leave and take this... 467 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,800 ..this...homophobic shit noise with you! 468 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,720 Oh, burn, battyboy, burn! No... 469 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,720 Jesus Christ. 470 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,480 Jesus Christ. No, no, no, no, no... 471 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,040 Hey, hey, hey. Just go. Whoa, whoa... 472 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,680 Fuck you getting all off at me for? Just go! 473 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,280 What you gon' do? 474 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,600 Stop fucking looking at me like you want my cock. 475 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,800 Cocksucker! 476 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,920 Yes, I'm a cocksucker - so what? 477 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,160 You want to run battyman? Then come run me! 478 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,400 Cos I suck dick! 479 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,440 What you have to say about that?! 480 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,760 You want to burn cocksucker? 481 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,640 Come burn me, I dare you! 482 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:13,800 I fucking dare you to come burn me! 483 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,560 I... 484 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,120 Grandy? 485 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,000 I want you to take your fuckery friends. 486 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,800 Come out. I'm just gonna grab... 487 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,000 Just go on. Move, move, move. Just move. 488 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,280 Come out my house. Come out! 489 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,800 Gwaan! 490 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,920 Gwaan, before I call the police! 491 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,120 DOOR CLOSES 492 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,360 My things... 493 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,080 I need to get my things. 494 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,800 Find your things and fuck off. 495 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,280 Now. 496 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,920 Oh, Jesus Christ. 497 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 You're as rotten as your daddy. 498 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,040 And you're a loser. 499 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,160 Like all the rest of them. 500 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,120 So, go on. 501 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,120 Go.